Grant and I have added a new word to our vocabulary. . .
"Shmeary"
I'm not sure about it's exact definition, but it means, roughly: not looking superb, a bit on the shabby side. The term seems to mostly be applied to landscaping and general upkeep of one's yard, but it could most likely be generalized to other areas of life such as housekeeping, hygiene, etc. I will refrain from mentioning the origin of the word because, as I mentioned in a previous post, I am trying to watch my tongue.
It recently came to our attention that our yard was looking a bit shmeary, so for family night last Monday, we worked on improving it a bit.
Let me just pause here to mention that I am NOT a gardener. Somehow, that instinctive draw to gardening that I am supposed to have automatically just because I am a woman is inexplicably M.I.A. Some might say that makes me a bad person, but I don't say they are bad people when they refuse to take up/enjoy my favorite hobbies. Moving on. . .
hands unless I find some sharp object to excavate it out of there. It could be that I actually have to have the knowledge of which plants are weeds, which aren't, which like shade, which like to sink my hands into dirt, getting it under my fingernails so it won't wash out when I wash myI have tried to form some sort of explanation for my lack of enthusiasm. It could be that I have water-- they all look green to me, how am I supposed to tell them apart? Or maybe it could be the sneezing, itching, and burning all the plants cause whenever I get up close and personal with them. . . after all they put me through, there's no way I'm singing to them! Or maybe it's the part about crawling around on hands and knees, while in the meantime holding relatively still so the sun can scorch my porcelain skin. . .
I don't know. It could be any one of those things or none of them. Every time I think I've put my finger on the reason I don't like gardening, I think that reason doesn't sound all that disagreeable as long as it doesn't involve gardening. Anyways, I didn't mean to rant. I just feel the need to apologize because I haven't been able to convince myself to be a gardener. I'm working on it. I know I will never quite be a bonified woman until I become a gardener, but right now, I'm just willing to accept that.
But, getting back to the subject, we all worked hard on Monday and it was really fun. Eleanor loves being outside and is eager to help with anything we do. She loved looking at rocks while Grant weeded and I trimmed the shrubs, and she loved helping clean up at the end.

Eleanor helping Grant gather branches to put in the debris can.



Such a hard worker!

Proof that I helped.

Trying to reach a branch into the bin by herself.

And now she's going to close it. . .


VERY determined to get that branch in the can.


Our unhappy participant. He was howling and howling in the back yard because he knew we were in the front, so I brought him out and tied him to the tree. This made him upset because we weren't going on a walk, and usually when we do yard work in the front, we let him run free and watch him so he stays in the yard. I didn't want us to have to watch him AND try to watch Eleanor to keep her out of the road, so he got the short end of the stick. He didn't even appreciate the branches I tossed him to entertain him; he just looked at me like, "What do you expect me to do with that? You know you dropped something over here?"

Eleanor saw Grant climb into the debris can to stomp everything down to make more room, so she had to take a turn on top. At first, she wasn't too sure about it.

Then, she decided it was the perfect throne for a princess.



Helping sweep the sidewalk. These pictures are not posed! We don't ask her to hold the broom so I can get a picture. She sees Grant sweeping and comes up to him and grabs at the broom. Like I have said before, she is the world's most dedicated self-appointed helper.


"Hey, I'm pretty good at this!"

All in a day's work.