Grant stepped into the chicken coop first, and I followed, holding Eleanor. Eleanor loves to feed the chickens, but they still make her nervous when we're in such close quarters with them all around us. Without thinking, I pushed the door shut after me by nudging it shut with my shoulder so the chickens wouldn't get out while we were in there. Then, I realized my mistake, but couldn't see the damage until we stepped out of the hen house and Grant shined his light on the sleeve of my jacket. Oh the horror! My arm was smeared with dusty, cobweby, chickeny guck! Our conversation up the hill went a little like this:
Eleanor: "Gucky Mommy."
Me: "Yeah, Mommy's jacket got yucky on it, didn't it?"
Eleanor: (pointing) "Gucky Mommy gacket."
Me: "Mmmmhmmm."
Eleanor: "Gucky gacket."
Me: (feeling more and more disgusted) "Yup, Mommy's jacket is yucky."
Eleanor: "Mommy gacket ucky."
Eleanor: "Ucky gacket Mommy."
Eleanor: "Mommy gacket gucky."
. . . and that's just a smattering. I took the jacket off as soon as we got to the house, and Eleanor continued to tell me how yucky it was. She doesn't miss a thing, does she? I love watching her learn. After being grossed out by the gunk on my jacket, I made an executive decision and we "borrowed" the bag of Fritos that had been tempting us in the snack cupboard. I think it was only fair, don't you?
This is what my jacket looked like, but it was much more gross in person.
Yay! An update! I love fall too. Something about being cozy with hot chocolate, a good book, and watching the weather outside that does your heart good. Sorry about the jacket. That would make me ill too.
ReplyDeletewhat a beautiful area your mother lives in!! bummer about the jacket though.
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